Case in point:
black dog, newly whitened nose tip
# 138(a) - always remove the plastic insert from a new deodorant stick prior to application.
# 138(b) - after scraping one's underarm raw with said plastic insert, it is not then advisable to immediately remove the insert and reapply deodorant. Such "rash" action can lead to severe pain, speaking in tongues and dance moves to rival Elaine Bennis.